We can so predict something like this in the near future. We are confident and optimistic that one day the good stuff will become legal and grocery stores will dedicate an aisle to all things munchies… oh and FUNCHIES related. It will hosue the best chicken wings, frozen finger foods, brownies, cookies, chocolate and sex! ok may be not sex but think about it… an aisle dedicated just for our cravings… They would need to continously restock and restock… At times like these when everyones slashing prices, why not be inventive and try this for a change. It will not only bring a couple laughs to those walking down the aisle (no pun intended) but also bring top dollars for your store… People will spend more if high! its a fact.. Especially if they got the funchies….
Class in session!… ok so there are two very different types of cravings you get when you inhale some of the good stuff… Both involve food and a little something something on the side depending who you smoke with… because that something something is usually very very good when high! But back to class kids… As I was saying, there are two types of cravings…. you either get the MUNCHIES or the FUNCHIES or you get both…! which is always fun… Let me break it down…
MUNCHIES – These are cravings of any food out there… you will eat left over pizza, chicken wings, biryani, kabobs, naan or roti, chips, curry, burgers, fries etc… You get the drift! Oily and friend works best!
FUNCHIES – These types of cravings are usually the sweet kind… you crave chocolate, chocolate cake, moussee, mangoes, milkshakes, candy, rice pudding, STRAPPLEBERRY SUNDAES, brownies, fudge etc…
So there you have it! use the correct term to describe your cravings next time around! maaaaaaaaaan look at those chocolates… hmmmmmm chocolate
What do you crave the most after you smoke? leave a comment, let us know!
Just when you thought MciDi’s would fall into the recession pit, they delacred an 80% profit in the last quater of of 08! Can you beleive that? an 80% profit margin… thats a whol lot of Strapple Berry Sundaes sold.. You guys remember STRAPPLEBERRY SUNDEAS rite? Well if memory forsakes you, check out the post HERE….and make a trip to the Golden Arches the next time you induldge in some sweet MJ…I bet we bought about 500,000 of the total sold…
Now, where do we find something like this? Wouldnt it be awesome if we walked into our local grocery store and bought us a box of these flavor filled candies with the good stuff int he center and we would lick and suck them all day and only stop to puff the good stuff and get back to licky and sucking and puffing again! hmmmm.. how I love a lollipop!
This is by far the best after smoke munchie that we have tried out! Here’s what you gotta do… drive to McDonalds and buy a straberry sundae and an apple pie… Mix the two together and you have fomr STRAPPLEBERRY SUNDAE! this shit is the bombdiggity diggty dopist after smoke munchie ever. PERIOD with multiple periods after the first period!… Thanks to one of our chinese smoking friends Kwok Ko for discovering this amazing discovery!….
- 2 pounds pepperjack cheese
- 2 cups half-and-half cream
- 1 large tomato, diced
- 1 onion, diced
- 1/2 cup diced red bell pepper
- 2 dimes of natural *grass* hmmmm natural grass! (chopped finely)
- 3 cups spinach, rinsed and chopped
- Over a double boiler slowly melt the pepperjack cheese. When the cheese is melted whisk in half and half until smooth and creamy. Stir in tomato, onion, red bell pepper and chopped spinach. Transfer to a serving bowl. Serve warm with tortilla chips or bread.
12 OREO Chocolate Sandwich Cookies
1 cup milk
1 dime *grass*
2 scoops vanilla ice cream, divided
3 squirts chocolate syrup
Add the cookies, milk, grass and vanilla ice-cream in a blender.
Blend until smooth. Pour into 2 (8-oz.) glasses. Top each with a scoop of the some ice cream, chocolate syrup and a cookie.
Makes 2-3 servings
1/2 cup shortening
1 teaspoon lemon juice
3 teaspoons baking powder
1 cup sugar
2-3 mashed bananas
2 cups sifted flour
A dime or two of chopped *grass*
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup chopped nuts
Mix the shortening and sugar, beat eggs, and add to mixture. Separately mix bananas with lemon juice and add to the first mixture. Sift flour, salt, and baking powder together, then mix all ingredients together. Bake for 1 1/4 hours at 375 degrees.