If you’re reading this, you probably know the benefits about the green and how it gets you drunk with a delicious pint of funniness that only few will understand. Recently I’ve met alot of people who have never ever ever smoked the green (good for them) but almost every single one of them viewed the green as a drug and those that partook in the holy circle of puff puff and pass as ‘druggies’. For the first time, I felt hurt and sad; but not for myself, for their poor unedumacated souls who have got the wrong idea about something so natural but still seen as taboo thanks to how it’s portrayed in the media but certain conservative channels. People need to start looking at green as ‘A BETTER ALTERNATIVE TO CIGARETTES’ because it really is. Good on Cali for leading the way like our Dutch brothers by making the green legal. Good on Cali for introducing Weed-Cream (Marijuana IceCream), and Good on Cali for finally looking straight in the face of the US government and saying – FUCK YOU, WE WANNA GET HIGH NOT GET DOWN (in the Arnold Voice)… Thats my thought for this wednesday morning!
“A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of weed, we all know, kills a few brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of weed eliminates the weaker brain cells making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
So that’s why you always feel smarter after a few tokes” – HAPPY FRIDAY FELLO TOKERS!
“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It’s not just in some of us; it’s in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.”
by Marianne Williamson from A Return To Love: Reflections on the Principles of A Course in Miracles
When we smoke the ‘green green grass of home’ we usually tend to talk about random things that we would otherwise never have got into conversation about. For example… The other night after splitting a ‘fliff’ with my homies we got into a conversation about DUCKS. Yes; you read that right… DUCKS. Then someone asked, “Do ducks have balls?” After couple of seconds of silence (which felt like hours when your stoned); not one person among the 5 of us could actually answer that question. (NO we are not stupid). This prompted me to do some foogling online and try to find the answer. What I did find was rather crazy and amazing at the same time.
YES – Ducks do have balls! But a male duck is called a DRAKE. So technically, a DRAKE has balls. A female is simply called a DUCK. Baby ducks or baby drakes are refered to as ducklings (we all know that)
Drake Balls are actually a delicacy in some cultures. Below is a reciepe I found online incase some of you have the BALLS (haha pun intended) to try it. Drake balls are often refered to as Fries in the cusine world – Duck Fries…
Duck Fries with bacon and peas
1 lb duck fries
4 strips sliced bacon
1/2 cup fresh shelled peas
2 tbsp unsalted butter
1 tsp lemon juice
1/2 cup chicken stock
Rinse the duck fries and remove the excess membranes, set on a towel and pat dry. Season with salt and fresh ground black pepper. Put the bacon in a cold saute pan and bring it to medium heat to render out some fat. Remove the bacon once it has some color and turn the heat up. Add the duck fries and saute until golden brown on both sides, add
the bacon then the butter and fresh peas. Deglaze the pan with a splash of lemon juice, then add chicken stock and let reduce until the sauce emulsifies. Season with salt and pepper, and serve on four warm plates. Finish with a large chiffonade of fresh sorrel, then serve.
This is a nonsense rambling post while I kill time waiting for my homeboy to get done taking a dump… It’s early morning and after an intense session of wake and bake, he got the runs… Obviously it’s not the weed that did it, it was some good pizza from last night! Sometimes I hate life cause I think the ‘middle class’ are nothing more than lab rats! The rich make us work for them so that they can get more money, the poor get money from the rich through charity and the ‘middle class’ get shite! Man how I wish I could be rich one day… I kinda have mental plans in my head on how to best manage my finances should I one day hit that million $ mark. Until then I shall blog, smoke a spliff and enjoy the company of good friends, creating awesome memories and carelessly falling in love with the wrong people at the right time! Man this dude is taking one massive dump while I’m listening to a random music only channel playing a Reggae tune… This tune is called ‘I’m Just A Dread’ by Jacob Miller and this tune is so fitting for the moment… hahaha…. It’s the first time i’m hearing this song and some of the lyrics are… ‘I’m just a dread, who likes to light up a spliff, it’s true, yeeees it’s true oh jah oh jah… I heard a rumour that dreadlocks dont eat salt’ hahahahahaha Life is Great! I’ll try to find the youtube video and post it in my next rambling session!
The world is in a constant state of balance. There are thousands that die everyday and thousands more are born. Alpha – Omega – The Circle of Life! One day on my way home from work I noticed two tractor trailers ahead of me. I was obviously a little high and immediately whipped out my cell cam to click a picture. The cars on the truck to the left were brand new rides making their way to the dealership someplace and the cars on the right were nothing more than pieces of old or accident cars smashed together; scrap metal en route to a recycling plant I’m sure. That’s when my mind started racing…What if cars could think or talk? What do you suppose the new cars would think or talk about? “Oh look at those pieces of shit, scrap metal with no engine smashed together ready to be dumped somewhere. Man, look at me; spanking new paint job, no rust, I can zoom on by… Here I am in my high horse with ample space to myself being chauffeured around; just 8 of us in this one truck… while I’m sure there are probably close to 200 pieces of junk there”
This is probably how most of us think on a daily basis when we look at someone who is not as fortunate as we are… We despise them and make fun of them. We as humans always want more. We never stop to thank God for our blessings and the gift of life. We have 1 life and roughly about 80 years to make something out of it. We can either waste it or make it meaningful. We need to keep an open mind… A BIG MIND… Little minds only discuss people and medium minds discuss events… A BIG MIND discusses IDEAS! We need to be great, we need to be somebody… We should not think like the new cars; always selfish and insecure… but … fuck it… I’m so high I cant think anymore…
BE A BIG MIND!
The picture below is a perfect example of how society is today! People hate on Pot Smokers thinking we are a bad influence in children and the world. When was the last time you heard of a pot smoker comitting a crime? All we really do is get high, eat some food and chill out. I personally hold the parents COMPLETELY RESPONSIBLE if their kids go astray. Dont blame their school, dont blame friends, dont blame society. It all starts at home. As a parent, you should set a good example and not nag you chil and tell them you can’t do this or shouldn’t do that.. They will DO IT! Guide them and encourage them… give them confidence and watch them succeed… So for all those parents that think ‘Pot Smokers’ are a bad influence on your kids… ‘ Sick My Duck’
the green in me – brudder stoner
tis was the night before the big day
i was hesitant at first
until my boy roach, he came over
said he picked up some bubble burst
so i saliva’d up some paper
got the grinder out its pouch
poured ourselves a glass of five alive
and plowed down on the couch
as i started rolling slowly
my nokia began to ring
was like… who the fuck is callin?
loved the tone began to sing…
(the world is mine……….)
It was filter on the display
picked it up said, “what up dude?”
he said “I needs to light one down bro
kinda feeling in the moood”
so we waited till he got here
played some fifa to kill time
roach beat me, i think 4 to 2
i let him win or he would whine… 😛
filter walks in wabbling
said he’s been drinkin’ with his frat
his speech is loud and slurry
no suprise; we used to that
so now we here the 3 of us
a joint all set to go
roach passed a light, i sparked that shit
and puffed away galore
i puff puff passed
they puff puff passed
we smoked our ass’s red
we munched on chips
sour cream and dip
hazelnut, jam and bread
we killed the juice, we killed the cake
we wiped the fridge out clean
i raised my glass and gave a toast
heres to me, you and some green!