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Posted by Brudder Stoner On January - 12 - 2010

After an amazin weekend…

Posted by Brudder Stoner On June - 1 - 2009

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High Jokes

Posted by Brudder Stoner On March - 16 - 2009

It’s been a while since we posted some high jokes – For all those that wanna chukle a bit; hope this tickles your pickle! cheers~

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Light Bulb!

Posted by Brudder Stoner On March - 6 - 2009

Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don’t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.And, once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the fucking light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME FUCKING CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

I’m sorry…. What was the question?

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Wabbit Comic…..

Posted by Brudder Stoner On December - 9 - 2008

Haha, click the image to read what that silly wabbit said!

Genie Wish!

Posted by Brudder Stoner On December - 3 - 2008

A hippie was walking down the street one day when a genie pounced on him. “Today is your lucky day!” said the genie. “I’m gonna give you two wishes. What will the first one be?” The hippie thinks for a moment and then says, “I want a never-ending joint.” So the genie snaps his fingers and there is this king-sized joint. The hippie jacks it up and starts puffing. After five hits the joint is still the same length. Next the pixie says, “…And number two?” The hippie replies, “This is so cool man! Gimme another one!”

Gas Station

Posted by Brudder Stoner On December - 3 - 2008

A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, “Got any weed?” The man politely replied, “Um, no sir. We do not sell marijuana here.” So he left.
The same guy comes back the next day and says, “Got any weed?” The man behind the counter, although slightly annoyed, patiently replied, “No sir. We don’t sell marijuana.” So the man went home.

He goes once again to the gas station. And again, he says to the guy working there, “Got any weed?” By this time the other dude was pissed. He yells, “You freakin’ refer-lovin’, pot-head burn-out! I told you, we don’t sell that crap here! If you ever come back in here asking for that filthy crap again, I’ll nail your freaking feet to the floor. Got it? Now beat it before I call the cops.” So the stoner left.

The next day he went back to the same old place with a dopey smile on his face. He went to the cashier and said, “Got any nails?” The man hesitated, then replied, “um, no sir, we don’t sell nails here.” The stoner grinned. “Got any weed?”

One High Monkey

Posted by Brudder Stoner On December - 1 - 2008

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey “Hey! What are you doing?”

The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.”

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’ and is going to get a drink from the river.

The lizard climbs down the tree, walks thru the jungle to the river and leans over the river to get his drink. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?”

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with a monkey in a tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says “Hey you!”

The Monkey looks down and says, “Duuuuuuuuuude…….how much water did you drink?!”

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