Alligator Shoes

Posted by Papa Roach On May - 20 - 20101 COMMENT

A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, “Well then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!”
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, “Well little lady, why don’t you go on and give it a try?”
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration,

“DAMN IT this one is barefoot too!!

They Start Young…

Posted by Brudder Stoner On May - 20 - 2010ADD COMMENTS

Since it’s proven that 70% of all people in NA would have tried the good stuff by the time they reach 20; here is a funny pic that probably explains that stat! :) Anyone smoke something crazy recently? send us your story!

ha-ha funny

Posted by Papa Roach On May - 18 - 2010ADD COMMENTS

A great man once said …. “whats the point of brushing ure teeth if you aint gonn smile” … well we here at blogginghigh are all about the funny business an spreading some cheer an joy … ok that was a bit cheesy loll but nevertheless came across this stand up comic an his take on stoned drivers …. crack a smile, laugh an enjoy life ….

THE BUFFALO HERD STORY

Posted by Brudder Stoner On May - 14 - 2010ADD COMMENTS

“A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of weed, we all know, kills a few brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of weed eliminates the weaker brain cells making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
So that’s why you always feel smarter after a few tokes” – HAPPY FRIDAY FELLO TOKERS!

Spider 1 – Penis 0

Posted by Brudder Stoner On May - 14 - 2010ADD COMMENTS

This is why we smoke and chill out…. why go skinny dipping and sunbath on the beach?

WELLINGTON (AFP) – A Canadian tourist’s nude swim and nap at at a New Zealand beach ended badly when he woke with a swollen penis after apparently being bitten by a poisonous spider, a report said Friday.

The 22-year-old man woke from his post-swim nap to find his penis swollen and painful and bearing a red mark, a report in the New Zealand Medical Journal said. 

By the time he got to hospital in the far north of the country, his penis was severely swollen, his blood pressure was high and his heart racing. Chest pains and other symptoms developed and it was assumed he had been bitten by a katipo, an uncommon beach-loving spider — whose bite is sometimes fatal — which is related to Australia’s redback and North America’s black widow.

The man was treated with anti-venom and his condition improved although he suffered from heart inflammation and required a total of 16 days in hospital before being released. “It was a rather nasty, ill-placed bite,” said doctor Nigel Harrison of Whangarei Hospital.

Bob Marley ….

Posted by Papa Roach On May - 12 - 2010ADD COMMENTS

Yesterday, May 11 marked the 19th death anniversary of internationally known legendary reggae singer Bob Marley. He passed away due to cancer on May 11, 1981. May his soul rest in peace. Apart from making good music, he was an advocate of marijuana and spoke at great lengths to help legalize marijuana in the western hemisphere. Below is an excerpt from an interview ….

Something to think about…

Posted by Brudder Stoner On May - 11 - 2010ADD COMMENTS

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It’s not just in some of us; it’s in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.”

by Marianne Williamson from A Return To Love: Reflections on the Principles of A Course in Miracles

 

10 Interesting Marijuana Facts…

Posted by Brudder Stoner On May - 6 - 2010ADD COMMENTS

1. In 19th century Nepal, the marijuana harvest was performed by men who ran naked through fields of flowering plants and then had the sticky resin scraped off their bodies and formed into bricks of hashish.

2. Marijuana is known for its mellowing effect, but it has fueled many warriors in history. The word “assassin” is believed to come from the hashish taken a millennium ago by Arab killers (called “hashshashin” or “hashish eaters”), though some historians doubt they were under the influence while on their missions.

3. Louisa May Alcott, author of “Little Women,” wrote a short story called “Perilous Play” about marijuana. In it, a character declares, “If someone does not propose a new and interesting amusement, I shall die of ennui!” Another character produces a box of hashish-laced bonbons, and hedonism ensues.

4. Around 1900, the U.S. government briefly grew marijuana along a stretch of the Potomac River to study the plant’s medicinal value. Today, a more potent plant has risen on that site: the Pentagon.

5. A white Chicago jazz musician named Milton “Mezz” Mezzrow moved to Harlem in 1929, declared himself a “voluntary Negro,” and began selling marijuana. Known as “The Man Who Hipped the World” and “The Link Between the Races,” Mezzrow sold fat joints called mezzrolls. Soon a new piece of Harlem slang emerged: Something genuine was described as “mezz.”

6. Marijuana interferes with short-term memory so that users forget what they just said or did. Not only that, marijuana interferes with short-term memory so that users forget what they just said or did.

7. Before Congress voted to ban marijuana in 1937, the birdseed industry got the bill amended to exempt marijuana seeds (known as hemp seeds) as long as they were sterilized and could not be used to grow plants. An industry spokesman denied that the seeds made birds high, but an ardent marijuana foe, Dr. Victor Robinson, had previously written that the seeds had caused birds to “dream of a happy birdland where there are no gilded cages, and where the men are gunless and the women hatless.”

8. Billy Carter, the late brother of former President Jimmy Carter, believed the illegality of marijuana was part of its attraction. “Marijuana is like Coors beer,” he said. “If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you’d decide you wouldn’t want it.”

9. One of the least typical supporters of the decriminalization of marijuana was conservative icon William F. Buckley, who died in February. Buckley once sailed his yacht into international waters so that he could smoke pot without breaking U.S. laws.

10. Bill Clinton said famously that he smoked marijuana but “didn’t inhale.” President Bush has never admitted taking the drug, but his drug use was strongly suggested in recorded conversations between him and a friend — the interestingly named Doug Wead. Only one of the three 2008 contenders is an admitted ex-doper.
Barack Obama has said, “When I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point.”

Man falls from Tree during Pot Rally

Posted by Papa Roach On May - 4 - 2010ADD COMMENTS

You couldn’t make this up even if you wanted to … This happened in Toronto, Canada during the Pot Rally. A participant at the rally decided it would be a great idea to climb a tree an partake in the pot rally .. perhaps cos he wanted a high(er) vision but things took a turn for the worse when mother nature decided to unleash gale force winds upon the rally. Winds gusting at about 30-50 km/hr wreaked havoc an the poor chap at the top of the tree became stuck an struggled to get down. He eventually fell down an was injured upon which the good folks of Toronto EMS took him to a nearby hospital. Moral of the story: if you wish to get high just smoke a spliff an you’ll get there …


Rasta Suprise

Posted by Brudder Stoner On May - 4 - 2010ADD COMMENTS

It dosn’t get any better than this. What better way to bring out your inner kid than induldging in one of these Rasta Suprises…. (if only they were real) Funchies and the good stuff all in one small egg like package! May be someone with a alot of money in their bank account should consider marketing this in Amsterdam (since green is legal there)!

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