Remember all those weird, pointless quizzes we took as kids?
‘What colour are you?’
‘What animal are you most like?’
Well, today I saw a lonely cow standing on a pavement in the city.
She was so bizarrely out of place, so oblivious to her alienation, so bolted to her spot, that I thought- fuck yes, I am most like a cow.

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Touching story (no pun intended) that happened to one of our admins in India – Purple Knickers!!!

okay so yest… we were sitting by the sea in Bombay, India and smoking a joint  and i think some fat jogger who was jealous that instead of smoking it had to run.. called the cops n told them that some people are smoking a joint. So two plainsclothes policemen were patroling on bike.. by that time we were done with the joint n chucked it. Now my awesome intuition i knew something was wrong with those men, soo when they were taking a round i told dave.. Dave, i have a feeling… just put ur piece in the bike…hes like relaxx…i was like JUST DO IT and as soon as he did it.. came n sat with us.. those cops came … showed us their ids n searched the boys… like from wallets to shoes to everything and didnt think of searching the bike… they searched the car though. They didnt search me cuz in india male cops cant touch women… YAY FOR BEING A GIRL THAT SMOKES THE GOOD STUFF!

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Let’s be honest here, tuesday isn’t exactly the most popular day among the 7. For some reason, people hate tuesday more than any other day. On monday, push comes to shove; everyone makes it to work and talks about the weekend and how it was too short and how they got a long day ahead of them… most come to grips with this and continue working… When it comes to tuesday – people look ahead in the week and the it’s no suprise that the first letter from next 3 days in succession spell out WTF! Tuesdays are just plain boring. There is nothing new to talk about, the work is the same, the only deal is some cheap greasy KFC two dollar friend nasty tasty chicken piece, everyone is so sick of their job that they cant wait for Wednesday to scream out in unison – YAY! IT’S HUMP DAY, on thursday everyone goes – “fuck yea, one more day till the weekend” and on Friday - most dont even show up to work cause what people told them on thursday about the weekend got them all confused. So since tuesday is officially the worst day of the week, lets make it a little less horrid but smoking up, getting high and laughing a bit.

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“Well I don’t like this person”, “I don’t prefer that thing” , “Why aren’t we doing this”, “Why are you doing that” …. Fcuk off seriously … smoke a joint an jus chill the fcuk out an enjoy life … stop worrying about the mundane shit in life … The Native Indians before every major sit-down to discuss politics or whatever, first pass around a peace pipe: puff, puff, pass an then the meeting starts. Everyone gets stoned an then guess what … they realize that they are bickering an hollering over small matters that are so time & energy consuming that it gets to a point where it just effects your health without you even realizing it …. you start giving of negative vibes …. fcuk that shit … am all about the positivity an if you cant make peace with that fact then …..

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The self-anointed “Special One” a.k.a. Jose Mourinho, currently of Inter Milan is taking his team to the pinnacle of club futbol success once again. Inter Milan are the clear favorites to advance to the Finals of the Champions League after humbling current holders Barcelona 3-1 in the first leg. I have always stated that should Inter Milan go on to win this tie over Barcelona, then it has to be credited to Jose MOurinho and his tactics. Players just seem to listen to him, except perhaps Mario Balotelli, the volatile forward who threw his jersey in disgust after the final whistle an who was later attacked in the tunnel by his own teammate Marco Materazzi. Yes the same Materazzi who is forever posterized as the victim of Zinedine Zidane’s head-butt during the World Cup Finals, wow what a small world. Well the second leg is to be played in Camp Nou, the majestical Barcelona stadium that holds 98,000 people. Knowing Jose MOurinho, he will opt to go with a three man attacking line in a 4-3-3 formation with Wesley Sneijder pulling the strings in the heart of the midfield that will keep Barcelona on edge throughout becuase they not only have to claw back the deficit but also ensure that Intre do not score.

In the other semi final featuring German Engineering i.e. Bayern Munich an French Club Olympic Lyonnais …. Bayern take a 1-0 lead to France an hope to progress through …. This game was a timid affair until Bayern went a man down as their star player Franck Ribery saw red within 35 minutes. However the game evened out as Lyon then saw their own player sent off for two yellow card offences. The game opened up then and Bayern took the lead with a superb Arjen Robben goal who now has scored in every round of the Champion league. Some might even call him the “Flying Dutchman”. Personaly I’d like to see Inter Milan and Bayern Munich in the finals on May 22. Jose Mourinho’s technicality Vs. swift German engineering …. you can’t go wrong although I hope UEFA allows Franck Ribery to play in the finals cause it stands right now he is not allowed to play following the straight red that he received.

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So its April 20th or better known as 420 today. The term is synonymous with pot smokers an as usual almost all of the tokers will be partaking in some celebratory toking at 4:20 p.m. today an a select few will actually make their way down to city circles, parliament hills etc to prove a point. Good, good for them. Personally, the quality of the tokers that is on display to the general people on this day does play the stereotype a bit i.e. unkempt, lazy, jobless an without a focus. This is my biggest issue right here .. Over the years pot smokers have evolved an now cut a wide swath across the professional spectrum, including lawyers, editors, insurance agents, TV producers, and financial biggies, looking nothing like the blotto hippie teens of Dazed and Confused or the unemployed, out-of-shape schlubsters who are a staple of the Judd Apatow canon. By all outward appearances, they are card-carrying, type A workaholics who just happen to prefer kicking back with a blunt instead of a bottle.

Why is it that the intellect pot smokers dont come forward an smoke pot in public?!?! The answer lies in the fact that even today there is a stigma attached with pot smoking an with pot smokers in general. The term pot-head is frankly derogatory cause it connotes that am high 24/7 which is obviously not the case. According to a recent study by The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration, an estimated 8 million American women smoked up in the past year—a lowball figure that reflects only those willing to cop to it. Among them is the upper-middle-class Pottery Barn set: One in five women who admitted to indulging in the previous month lives in a household earning more than $75,000 a year.

Some notable developments over the last decade to be proud of on this 420: marijuana has already been decriminalized in 13 states. In cities like Boston and Denver, small-time pot busts are minor offenses on a par with parking violations; first-time offenders earn a token fine—$100 or so—and a talking-to from law enforcement. In California, where the distribution of marijuana for medicinal purposes was legalized in 1996, some 31,000 residents carry cards that make purchasing locally grown weed from any of the state’s estimated 500 dispensaries as easy as filling a prescription at the local pharmacy. Light one up an rejoice but remember to stay classy!!!

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I certainly believe that our lives have been pre-scripted and we are nothing more than actors playing out a certain role. Life is indeed one big movie production where each one of us has a part to be played. No one knows who wrote the plot and no one knows when our characters will be cut off; but it is up to us to either make the character (our character) the main actor in production or a background actor. Main actors are great leaders, they excel in whatever they do. They are presidents, famous musicians, hollywood stars, business leaders, high profile sports personnel and more. They all began with nothing and by sheer determination and hard work took center stage. 

I would love to continue this but I am so high and too lazy to type… so I will continue this topic on life later..

THANK GOD IT’S THE WEEKEND!

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The weekend is over and another long work week has begun. Life sucks. It Monday and I think I caught a case of the Monday Blues… I usually wake up on the left side of the bed everyday; today i woke up on the ‘down side’. Does that make a difference on your mood? I HATE MONDAYS. I dont really have anything interesting to tell you guys about the weekend as we didn’t do much besides play some sport and toke toke toke…It really does seem a haze!  Hopefully this shitty feeling will pass and the week will be productive. Till next week… PEACE!

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Police say dad called school to fetch pot from kindergartner’s Elmo backpack

UNIONTOWN, Pa. – Police say a Pennsylvania father went to his son’s elementary school to retrieve nearly four ounces (113 grams) of marijuana from the kindergartner’s Elmo backpack. State police say Ronald Washington called Menallen Elementary School in Uniontown on Thursday morning to ask if his son had arrived at school. Police say Washington told school officials he needed to fetch something from the boy’s backpack, prompting school officials to search it.
Police say school officials called to say they had found pot in the bag. Troopers were waiting to arrest Washington when he arrived shortly before 9 a.m. Online court records don’t list an attorney for the 33-year-old Washington. He was unable to post $100,000 and jailed.

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