HOW DUMB CAN YOU BE? — VERY!

FORT PIERCE, Fla. – Authorities said a woman walking through security at the St. Lucie County Courthouse was found to have marijuana in her purse. The sheriff’s office reported a 21-year-old woman was entering the courthouse Tuesday morning when a private security officer ran her purse through a scanning device. The scanner found a razor, a knife, scissors and padlock, which led to the officer to emptying out the purse. That’s when he found a small bag of what appeared to by marijuana. A field test confirmed it.

The woman was arrested by deputies at the courthouse and charged with possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana. She was later released on $500 bail.

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Why not support a good cause while you’re living on Earth? I dont care what you do – Go GREEN! Make sure your TIE IS GREEN!

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Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
A: Because pot holder was taken

Q: How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
A: Wave.

Q: What do you get when you eat marijuana ?
A: A pot belly

Q: What do you call a pot smoker with two spliffs?
A: Double jointed.

Q: How do you know when you have smoked enough pot ?
A: When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter.

Q: How do you know your a pothead?
A: You studied five days for a urine test?

Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn’t inhale? 
A: Mr. President. 

Q: What’s the point of a weed wacker? 
A: Weed wackers need to wack it too! 

Q: How do fish party ?
A: Seaweed.

Q: Why did the pot head plant cheerios?
A: He thought they were donut seeds.

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This is indeed a sad day for all pro-marijuana activists in Canada. Marc Emery or more commonly referred to as the “Prince of Pot” (awesome moniker!!!!) turned himself in at British Columbia’s Supreme Court an is now awaiting extradition to the U.S. According to news reports, he reached a plea agreement with U.S. whereby he will serve a 5 year prison term for selling marijuana seeds to american customers. His extradition to U.S. is still to be approved by Federal Justice Minister. In a case where he doesnt approve the extradition, Marc Emery wil serve his time in a Canadian institution.

“There’s no crime … the crime is we have a government that continues to hand a huge business over to the underground, the criminal element as a matter of public policy.”  – MARC EMERY

“When you consider that there are people moving tones of cocaine and damaging harmful drugs and weapons . . . this is insulting,” she said. Nobody should go to prison for a plant.” – JODIE EMERY(spouse of marc emery)

For those who are unaware of who Marc Emery is, he is the publisher of Cannabis Culture Magazine and owns the Cannabis Culture store which sells everything from T-shirts to “herbal equipment.” He has also ran for political office under the Marijuana Party banner and has taken part in protests across the country in an effort to decriminalize pot.

DO THE RIGHT THING CONSERVATIVE GOVERNMENT an block the extradition. Do the right thing for once!!!

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Below is a map of all the marijuana dispensaries located in California as published in the LA Times BUT heres the kicker: ONLY the “green” marijuana symbol are legal dispensaries whereas the rest of them which are as common as a McDonalds in neighborhoods are illegal. Apparently, there IS A dispensary where the “clinic” is split into two parts, one of which doles out 420, the other Botox and Juvederm injections. NO LIE. It’s the same doctor doing the prescriptions for both, apparently ahahahahhahaaa. Then there is one where bikini-clad, hard-eyed Euro-Hoe’s jump right out at in the street, grab people by the arm, and squeal, “Hiyeee! Doo yoo vant to get leeegal?” WOW. I’d like to visit that dispensary. But on a serious note, this is exactly why the government needs to look at legalizing marijuana – - if only to banish the recent proliferation of these gray-market dispenaries, which I believe are directly linked to a spike in crime and black-market drug activity.

*thank you cali_king for sending in this blog entry

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“My friends say that I’m lazy
Procastinating thinkn’ I am alwaays high
Have they considered maybe?
I am a student and that I am a working guy
Doing my 9 to 5 daily and I
Keep doing the things I like on the fly
Doing my 9 to 5 daily and I
Doing the things I like, I’m always high….”
-  Grand Sensi

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Excuse me while I light my spliff

Good God I need to take a lift

So relax yourself an free your mind

For it is Friday an its time for a spliff

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