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There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he said “what was your biggest sin on earth?” and the man replied “Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man” so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and description and he put the man inside and said “see you in 100 years” and locked the door.
To the second man he asked the same question and the man replied “oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man”. So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil said “see you in 100 years” and locked the door.
The third man’s answer to the question was “oh man I just LOVE weed! Im high all the time man and I can’t live without it!”. The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you’ve ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying “see you in 100 years”.
100 years later the devil came by to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man’s room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.
The devil opened the 2nd man’s door and the man came running out of the room and cried “IM GAY! IM GAY!”. Finally the devil came to the third man’s room and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; “hey man, got a light?
Yes its saddening marc emery got jailed but then again life moves on as one can’t sit an dwell on things in life for life doesnt stop moving … so yeah came across this clip on a football website an thought it was hilarious. News reporters often put themselves in harm’s way to get the viewers the scoop an sometimes they do come in the line of fire … watch how these two german reporters cope with it …
No that is not a typo …. Law personnel in British Columbia, CANADA came across a crop of marijuana being guarded by Bears. Apparently it is the most bizarre security system they have ever encountered.
Police regularly monitor several drug sites in the hills above Christina Lake. But a recent raid on one marijuana grow operation had an unexpected defense system. Police found at least ten bears patrolling the grounds around thousands of pot plants. The bears were fed dog food and vegetables to keep them in the area. Police say the bears were so docile the animals were actually playful as they approached.
“They were tame, they just sat around watching. At one point one of the bears climbed onto the hood of a police car, sat there for a bit and then jumped off,” said Royal Canadian Mounted Police sergeant Fred Mansveld. Two people have been arrested, and are facing charges. I wonder if Yogi Bear was one of them!!!
It’s so true… Sometimes when you’re feeling down and low and sad and lonely and overwhelmed with bills that have not been paid for over 5 months because your dealer increased prices of a HQ from 25 bucks to $35; you roll up a fatty and smoke that ish and BOOOM – You’re bills are still not paid, but atleast you got HIGH! –
For everything else there’s Mastercard (Because dealers are just not high-tech as yet)
Thanks to our good bud FILTER who took a trip via the capital of all weed capitals – AMSTERDAM! – He was sure to click a pic of the board that lists out prices of the good good green! Now if only a store like that existed in NA, it would be oh so sweeeeet! Sometimes I think we are getting jipped by not making nature legal. How is it right to make something that grows naturally illegal? Might as well make apples and bananas against the law too…
Cop 1: I see you eating a banana, do you have a license for that?
Man: No officer, I found this on the tree and plucked it cause I was hungry
Cop 1: Very well then, since you took something that grows naturally and peeled away the skin, you’re under arrest.
Man: For what?
Cop 1: You acting smart? Let me tase you…
Man: FUUUUUCK THE POPOPOPOPO
Cop 1: You’re now under arrest for screaming profanity to the POPO, I mean Police…
We’ve all had those silly little inside joke moments where only we get it. Get it? I’m not talking about inside jokes that we share with a couple of close friends, but inside jokes that we share with ourselves. Heck, I’ve had a couple myself lately that trigger a slight chuckle every now and then. The latest seemed to come from a road sign I spotted while driving. NO; I did not stop to inquire about prices!
I really cannot think of anything creative to go along with these amazing high pics of the simpsons… But my fav character has to be Barney Gumble. He kinda reminds me of a friend I got who used to be big and a useless drunk until he got his pilots license like Barney. So now I end this not high-larious post with some pics of some high simpson characters!
Thanks to Bobby J. from AZ for sending in these editorial funnies. We are so high that we cannot remember if we posted these before. But in any case, thanks Bobby J and enjoy…
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