No that is not a typo …. Law personnel in British Columbia, CANADA came across a crop of marijuana being guarded by Bears. Apparently it is the most bizarre security system they have ever encountered.

Police regularly monitor several drug sites in the hills above Christina Lake. But a recent raid on one marijuana grow operation had an unexpected defense system. Police found at least ten bears patrolling the grounds around thousands of pot plants. The bears were fed dog food and vegetables to keep them in the area. Police say the bears were so docile the animals were actually playful as they approached.

“They were tame, they just sat around watching. At one point one of the bears climbed onto the hood of a police car, sat there for a bit and then jumped off,” said Royal Canadian Mounted Police sergeant Fred Mansveld. Two people have been arrested, and are facing charges. I wonder if Yogi Bear was one of them!!!

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It’s so true… Sometimes when you’re feeling down and low and sad and lonely and overwhelmed with bills that have not been paid for over 5 months because your dealer increased prices of a HQ from 25 bucks to $35; you roll up a fatty and smoke that ish and BOOOM – You’re bills are still not paid, but atleast you got HIGH! -
For everything else there’s Mastercard (Because dealers are just not high-tech as yet)

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Thanks to our good bud FILTER who took a trip via the capital of all weed capitals – AMSTERDAM! – He was sure to click a pic of the board that lists out prices of the good good green! Now if only a store like that existed in NA, it would be oh so sweeeeet! Sometimes I think we are getting jipped by not making nature legal.  How is it right to make something that grows naturally illegal? Might as well make apples and bananas against the law too…

Cop 1: I see you eating a banana, do you have a license for that?
Man: No officer, I found this on the tree and plucked it cause I was hungry
Cop 1: Very well then, since you took something that grows naturally and peeled away the skin, you’re under arrest.
Man: For what?
Cop 1: You acting smart? Let me tase you…
(ZAP)
Man: FUUUUUCK THE POPOPOPOPO
Cop 1: You’re now under arrest for screaming profanity to the POPO, I mean Police…

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We’ve all had those silly little inside joke moments where only we get it. Get it? I’m not talking about inside jokes that we share with a couple of close friends, but inside jokes that we share with ourselves. Heck, I’ve had a couple myself lately that trigger a slight chuckle every now and then. The latest seemed to come from a road sign I spotted while driving. NO; I did not stop to inquire about prices!

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I really cannot think of anything creative to go along with these amazing high pics of the simpsons… But my fav character has to be Barney Gumble. He kinda reminds me of a friend I got who used to be big and a useless drunk until he got his pilots license like Barney. So now I end this not high-larious post with some pics of some high simpson characters!

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Because it’s friday and we be in a good mood today with the world cup on and everything else, we thought we bring back a classic. One of the most annoying songs but when you’re high, anything sounds funny. Try smoking a big fatty and blasting this loud on your 808′s… Enjoy the weekend everyone!

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Thanks to Bobby J. from AZ for sending in these editorial funnies. We are so high that we cannot remember if we posted these before. But in any case, thanks Bobby J and enjoy…

If you have high stories, jokes, news, videos etc… that you would like to have added to this site, please feel free to send in your media to stoner@blogginghigh.com and we will post it up!

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We’ve all been there. Sometimes you just gotta unzip and let’er rip! This is exactly what happened during a recent soccer match between 2 African countries. Not sure about the players name but we thought this was pretty high-larious so we had to post it! Go ENGLAND for FIFA 2010.

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Watch what happens when an on-air reporter reports live from location

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A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, “Well then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!”
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, “Well little lady, why don’t you go on and give it a try?”
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration,

“DAMN IT this one is barefoot too!!

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